As almost everyone knows, "Spongebob" sums up the life of a college student perfectly. Actually, "Spongebob" perfectly sums up life in general, because it's so amazingly awesome. But while we'd all hopefully like to relate to Spongebob himself, the truth is that we tend to become Squidwards over the course of our time at college. Now that I'm closing in on graduation, I can look back and see my grumpy transformation.
Patrick just bought a new pair of shoes and wants SpongeBob to teach him how to tie his laces. Only SpongeBob has had his shoes laced for so long, he himself has forgotten how, and now he can't find anyone to teach him. Krabs is indisposed after an accident and puts Squidward in charge of the Krusty Krab. Squidward, in turn, puts SpongeBob in charge so he can finally have a day off, but he soon comes to regret that decision. Community Showcase More. Follow TV Tropes. You need to login to do this.
It was written by PrimitiveSponge and FireMatch. Squidward wishes that SpongeBob and Patrick disappeared, and they do, but it all goes downhill from there Then he spills it all over his crotch after he hears Patrick making pig noises.
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